Tuesday, 12 August 2014

Insta V Life.

'You're actually only taking a photo to Instagram it, aren't you?'
'NO I'M TAKING IT FOR MEMORIES AND STUFF'

Erm........

What Insta says - 
Such a perfect view through our window at bedtime last night! 

What Life says - 
I nearly fell out of the window to get a picture, and then filtered the shit out of it to make it look half decent. It's literally a street lamp and the moon. 

What Insta says - 
TODAY THE SUN CAME OUT! #sunworshipper

What Life says - 
The sun was not out at all. It was probably the cloudiest day I've ever seen. I had this picture taken about ten times. I just wanted to show off my fancy kaftan.

What Insta says - 
According to the man at Yum! This will keep me full until tea time! #hurryupteatime!

What Life says - 
I was hungry WHILST I was drinking it FFS. Within one hour I had not only eaten my own pack up but random pieces of other people's I found in the fridge, including an actual yum yum topped with an after 8.

What Insta says - 
Hen do! Ldn! So fancy

What life says - 
I think only one of these bags was mine. I pinched everybody else's and wouldn't let them have pictures taken with them. Well it was my hen do.

 
What Insta says - 
Because moments like this are why I love my husband #becausewhynot #thursdayisourfriday

What Life says - 
it took so long for me to arrange this picture the chips went a bit cold and I got in a bit of trouble. We put the champagne back in the fridge and had a glass of milk. 


What Insta says - 
Next stop Thailand, flying elite of course! #upgrade

What Life says - 
We caught our flight with seconds to spare, and only because a nice man drove us to the gate in a buggy whilst I wailed hysterically in the back. I think the upgrade was because the security staff thought I was actually insane. 

What Insta says - 
Quiet Thursday night tea with Ash and Bec Lolz!

What Life says - 
I made the waiter leave the glasses on the table until I had a good enough number to take a decent picture. It made him so twitchy he almost cried. 

What Insta says - 
#seshselfie with my faves!

What Life says - 
I pinched this from one of other friends and just used a better filter to look more tanned. 

 What Insta says - 
All of this morning's good intentions ruined with the banoffee pie of dreams!  


What Life says - 
I also smashed a bacon and egg sandwich in, when everybody else had one or the other. 

What Insta says - 
Perfect Sunday night relaxing with Hollyoaks! 

What Life says - 
I cannot possibly relax because all I can think of is my 4000 year old laptop falling into the water and electrocuting me. Also. What if people judge me because of said laptop? I WANT AN IPAD OK. 

What Insta says - 
#photobooth

What Life says - 
I am not cool. It took me at least 30 minutes to arrange these pictures like I had just thrown them down for a laugh.

What Insta says - 
#perfect

What Life says - 
#perfect 

OK, OK, OK. I like to show off. But the picture that means the most to me is the one where Carl looks relaxed because he doesn't know he's having his picture taken. Which says it all really. That and the fact I am clearly taking a picture of an elephant to insta. 
FFS. 

1 comment:

  1. Love this Amy, it's so true. If I forget to take a photo of my meal for Instagram before I eat, it I literally want to cry!

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